20
Jul
11

What Would the Green Monkey Do?

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I want to call this a “writing come back”. Yet, I had 5 or 6 of those over the last 6 years. There is only one thing that keeps me coming back over and over again….

 

It is Boredom. So bare with me as I explore the philosophies boredom can bring to life.

 

Here I am, in my early 20′s, trying to add up all the things I’ve done while every time I pick up the calculator to do the dirty work, I stand still. “What is it that I’ve done all these years?”… “What did I accomplish so far?”… “What should I do now?”.

 

The answer to all these questions so far is simply… nothing!

 

What?!

 

Imagine you reach to this conclusion after 20 years you’ve led on this “allegedly” lonely planet. This is crazy! ” Nop, At least I’m alive” I always tell myself. It turned out that being alive isn’t that impressive anymore. It seems 7 billion managed to do that for a while now. Plus, it not a good pick up line – sorry ladies who had to hear that.

 

So you see, I have a great aspiration for what I should do, an even larger ambitions for what result will come out to be and very little idea of what it is exactly. All I know is that it has something to do with the color green.. and monkeys. I’m pretty sure of that.

So, in conclusion. I don’t want to sound all “Stephen Carney” and tell you to pick up some 7 habits from a book and acclaim successfulness after that. All I am saying is…

 

 

Follow the little things….

 

 

 

And always ask… “What would my green monkey do?!”

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14
Dec
10

That Coffee Break

Exactly!

 

A nice sip of that delicious dark colombian fruite. Mmmmm yes!  This is my coffee break. It’s that time of the day where I stop my work and studies, sit back, and reflect  back on what passed of the day.

1. I woke up at 2pm, which is a good sign given that I’ve been waking up 5 and 6pm lately.

2. I’ve cleaned my apartment for the first time. I’ll leave the “before” image to you to visualize.

3. I’ve grown fond of TV shows lately -thank you Netflix but try to get Dexter’s s.3 and s.4.

4.  icanhascheezburger.com .. self explanatory.

5. Now that I’ve finished all of this, it’s time to watch the movie “Four Lions.” — Not so much of a reflection.

So, here you have it. A plan for a mediocre “finalsim.” I’m sure other guys have some big plans for this wonderful time of the semester, Finals Week.

Ciao.

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04
Dec
10

The not-so-great Escape

Home, sweet home!

Home, sweet home.. Dear Alkhobar The christmas break is close, which means my escape to home is close as well. Two weeks left to finish school and head back to my beloved city of birth, home, mi casa, tu casa… wait.. no tu casa.

Anyways, these are some little thoughts I have before embarking on that flight and waste a day of life on air, literally!

1. THEY GONNA TOUCH MY JUNK IN THE AIRPORT!!! (update: they didn’t :D )

2. I’m not heavy packer usually, but I hate it when traveling back home in the winter break. I have to pack a big ass jacket for the short trip to and from the airport in the US. I know I’m not going to use back home, where 17 ˚C is considered winter.

3. OOOOOOH DON’T LET ME START TALKING ABOUT FOOD!!

Kabsa...Mmmmmm!

4. FIFA 11 Power! Oh Bro, I except your challenge. It’s going to be legen…. wait for it… dary!

5. A serious case of homesick every 2 or 3 hours. Sometimes, it gets TOO emotional.

6. Please, I repeat, PLEASE do not ask me for gifts (Asht3′l 3nd abook!!)

7. Think a lot = Eat a lot.

If you were wondering what goes in the mind of a study-abroad student, here is your answer.

04
Dec
10

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01
Nov
10

High But…

super...dope!

 

This is where I share some ideas that tickle my mind often-ooh im soo ticklish overthere… oooh yeaah..

Ok, So we start in…3..4..zero!

Idea#1

Gives you Wingzzzz

RedBull: It’s 6am in the morning and I am on RedBull now. I drank 4 cans of it because I have 2 classes that I have to go to at 8 and 9 am. Why don’t they just make a family sized RedBull. Why can’t the family enjoy some hyperactivity and feels bad after the effect is gone?

 

 

Idea#2

8 am

Actual Pic from a 6 pm class... Believe me!

8 a.m. classes: Hello professor Wang with white-birdy-dirt around the mouth. I bet you feel so energetic to teach the crap out of our little heads. What would it change if you switched your class to 6 p.m.?? It’s not like there gonna be any time conflicts with so many classes.

 

 

Idea#3

F**k That.. its a $1 Store!!


the-99-deal: No! It’s not a deal if you, Mr. Seller, take off a a dollar or a cent of a can of redbull and make it $1.99. Are you F**king kidding me! I will voluntarily  give you away that cent just don’t try to make fun of me.. please!! I know it’s supposed to be some marketing business strategy, but please.. use it wisely or someone wil shove those cents you’ve been gathering all those years up where the Sun never comes out!!

Thats it for now!!

28
Oct
10

test shock! + people lie?

 

No, you can't has cheeseburger!

So, I just woke up from a helluva nap after  taking a thermo exam with a num leg -damn I need the toilet.- This is, I believe, the worst part of taking a test. The-After Effect!

Basically, the-after effect is sort of flash-backs from the exam and/or where you’ve take the “roughest” dumb in that test hall -sounds messy!

In an unrelated news, a study, or should I say a totally sluggish study, it turned out that people tend to lie on social networks – wow! no?!.. really?!!.-

20% said they would feel comfortable lying on facebook or twitter – or World of Warcraft but again.. we said people!- and some would avoid f2f confrontations so they can resort to communicate over those social networks and LIE!

So next time, stalk your target and talk to him face to face!!!

20
May
10

Idea#2: Time Isn’t Running Anymore

Running?!!... Really!!?

Try to run for 3 minutes. What do You feel?.. not tired, right.. Now Try to Run for 60 minutes. What do feel now? little tired, huh!? Now Try to run for 4.54 billion years.. I’m not gonna even ask about your feeling. You can’t imagine the vast distance that could be crossed during that time and the effort you would put in such a run. That’s what “Time”- if we personalize it, which I think is possible- has been feeling lately. And imagine how hard it is for “Time” to run more and more. That’s why “Time” stopped running and, now, the olympic flame had been passed to us, and we are the ones that are doing the running.

Time isn’t running!

Set still for 1 minute! It might be the longest 1 minute you’ve ever spent. Now, sit still for 10 minuets! I’d say 50% of people – a clear guesstimation – would do it, but it’s not as easy as the 1 minute. Now, sit still for an hour! I would dare you, but that would only prove to you what I am trying to say here. Time isn’t running, and you can only sense that if you clear your mind and focus on time itself. Why? Because you are Slowing Down!

You are running!

Why is that when you have less time to do something, you immediately shelter to the only excuse that isn’t suppose to relief  but somehow it does, that is  ”Time Is Running?” As I said before, Time used to run. Now, people are running within time.

To simplify, imagine the Timeline you’ve studied way back in elementary or junior high school. You still remember how it works? Events were placed forwardly in accordance with the time they happened and they could not move back and forward along that line which leads the solo-link between the preceding and succeeding event. However, events are linked and incorporated together. So, I like to put events in more flexible line, such as the Distance Line. You can move back (Meomory) , jump ahead (Déjà vu and dreams), start and end within the distance line and that’s more like the interactions between events. You see time isn’t running anymore. On the Contrary, you can run to whatever event you want – without creating that time paradox everyone is talking about.. I KEEL YOU Einstein – and return to the other.

So to you, who thinks that you are waisting your time because Time is Running,

Slow Down!

18
May
10

Idea#1: Get your own theory!

True!


 

 

 

 

 

 

Is it wrong to “make”  your own theory?

Before answering this question, a question ought to be asked is “what is the definition of ‘theory’?” According to Dictionary.com, a theory  ”if used in non-technical contexts it means an untested idea or opinion.” Assuming that we are always facing nontechnical contexts through out our day, we can think of and land on too many untested ideas due to our mad world -obviously. Ideas that -combined together-  that eventually will formulate what the definition suggests, a theory. Now let’s look at the first question again.

Is it wrong to “make”  your own theory?

If you want to hear the simplified answer, then YES, you can make your own theory. Now, to explain more, go way too many centuries back and exactly in the great Greek civilization. According  the common knowledge, many philosophers and theorist existed in that period of time. Thinkers who enriched us with many  broad and extraordinary ideas such as Plato or Pythagorus.

Plato

You have Plato- few who don’t know of him- for instance, and his Ideal City theory.

“ Ideal city refers to a plan for a city that has been conceived in accordance with the dictates of some “rational” or “moral” objective. “

All I can say about the creation of the Ideal city theory is that no one had told Plato that there is something called an “Ideal City” that should exist, nor he came across it and then embrace it among his society. All he did was to let his mind go, and BOY it went so far!

Looking at more and more examples through out history made me realize a true and hurtful fact. Ordinary people – like me and you, Mr. Reader – have been concealed out of this gift, the gift of thinking, that our ancestors had. Also, the extraordinary people -gifted people- who are naturally able of theorizing have been kept busy in this materialistic world. Ideas might pop here and there, but nothing is built on concrete thinking. We are nowadays more attached to the application of a though than to the action of thinking itself.

My friend once had an untested idea – call it a theory if you want- which is that if you set 10 minutes of your time just to you mind, and to your mind ONLY. Just 10 minutes of only thinking of things. Things that aren’t about you, but about other things. You might end up with a true theory. It doesn’t have to apply to anyone else as long as it applies to you -your theory after all. And guess what, in a week or so, you might end up with solution to one of your problems -it will lead to that eventually, just don’t start with the problem itself- or maybe you will generate another great theory like our good boy Plato up there.

Whatever you do, don’t stop thinking- I don’t mean math and and physics “thinking”, I mean philosophical “thinking”- because a though will lead to another and another until eventually you will think of a great thing  you, your friend or humans might thank you for it- that set your mind free.

And who knows, you might be the one who set this world straight with your theory.

14
May
10

Current Status – a word of advice

Yes!

Well well, we’ve reached to a time where men are examined to proof their masculinity – women to proof their femininity- and conquer what is ment to be theirs.

Yes, of course I’m talking about exams. A test to humans so they could demonstrate the “butter” of the concepts they’ve attained along their journey.

Having said that, does it really has to be after spring break??!

You see, giving someone  a break of school -FOR a WHOLE WEEK- to then punish him with two MAJOR mid-terms is as if you’ve giving someone who has jumped off a building a SNICKERS bar just to see him squash at the bottom -bring an umbrella in case of some flying NUTs.  I still don’t understand how someone would manage to balance this equation. For me, it’s always the snickers. I would never consider not to jump off if a candy bar is involved.

Now, we come to the solution.

Should thee treat theeself with a nice warm spring break, here’s a list thee must consider:

1- Any HW, project, presentation and Exam must be postponed three to four weeks post the break (Check With your instructor.)

2- Seek to postpone it again.

3- Take caution for thy instructor may quiz you in order to postpone.

4- Repeat when necessary.

This shall suites you just fine.

Regards.

06
May
10

Prelude

Hello…

It is a wonderful journey that landed me here on this page. I’ve gone through a quite trip of highs and lows in writing and self-expressing. This page might be just a station in this writing journey or a final destination. Whichever it chooses to be, I  will always consider these scratches, writings and ideas a delightful shared memory with you, Mr. Reader.




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